Clay’s Girlfriend: (left) She stands at around 5’3. She lives in South Carolina where she is months away from graduating college as a history major. She’s Jewish. She’s a beast at softball. She’s Auburn’s biggest fan, and don’t bother debating it with her. She’s also a die hard University of South Carolina fan. She can’t stand Clemson, Alabama, or Indiana. Obviously she takes college sports seriously. Oh, and she’s hot.
Clay: (left. With our dog Seamus)I’m the boyfriend that runs this blog(against her will). I’m about 6’1. Unlike my girlfriend, I’m not good at history, math, sports, and I’m not a Jew. I’m a little over a year older than her. I have a habit of annoying her by laughing at things she says or recording them in any way, so don’t believe whatever she may say about me.
General stuff: We met in college, and we’ve been together for about three years. In those three years she’s said some pretty crazy things seemingly unintentionally. She doesn’t understand that she says some kind of hilarious things. She absolutely hates that I do this blog, but when she reads over it she sometimes laughs. Everything on the blog is stuff I managed to write down before she tackled me. We have a baby coming in July. We both despise winter and anything pertaining to cold and we dearly love warm weather. We’d be totally content on a 90 degree day. What else is there to add? We love Harry Potter and have read and reread all seven books and have seen all the movies except for the Deathly Hallows Part 2(which we’re really excited for). We can play a board game for hours. We’re in an interfaith relationship so we combine a lot of her Jewish traditions/beliefs with my Christian ones and call it Christudaism. We have a dog named Seamus. That pretty much sums up our life.