Clay’s Girlfriend: We’re going to visit her soon. You remember Savta*, don’t you?
Clay: She really doesn’t like me.
Clay’s Girlfriend: I guess it has something to do with my telling her that you’re not a nice Jewish man like she wanted me to hook up with. I also told her you have a small mustache, a swoop in your hair, and a cruel hatred of Jews.
Clay’s Girlfriend: I loathe that bitch on Disney that says “we’re sending a care package to my family in Cuba because some of the things we have here are hard to find there.” instead of “we’re sending a care package to my family in Cuba because it’s a horrible 3rd world communist country where people will throw their babies in rafts into the ocean hoping they’ll make it to the Florida Keys so that they can live in the best country on earth, America, rather than have them grow up under their horrible dictator Castro” way to sugar-coat it.